Your wedding helps you find out who your real friends are!
Me: “Hey, We have to give final numbers from the banquet hall soon, and you haven’t told us if you’re coming to the wedding or not.
Her: “Unfortunately, I did not receive your invite. Thank you for inviting me to be a part of your big day but I will not be able to attend.”
Thanks, friend of 10 years for copying and pasting an answer from some etiquette website, because I know how you talk, and you never talk like that. Glad to know you’re not coming to my wedding because your invite got lost during a postal strike. Do you feel snubbed or something?